AUNTY VAYASU 39

Yenga veettukku pakkathula, 39 vayasula oru aunty irukkanga nalla periya paiyum, round soothumma thala,thalannu iruppanga.Nalla sikappu. Avanga purushan veelaikku ponathum yenga veettukku vanthu pesittiruppanga. Appadi oru murai, “aunty, ulagathula yellathaiyum creativea seitha athil irukkura santhoshame thani. Padikkarathu, sappudrathu, samaikkarathu, yeen sexa kooda creativa seiyalam” yendreen. “Sexla poyi appadiyennada creativa seiyarathu 3-4nimishathula velaiya mudikkirar unga uncle.” yendrargal aunty. Nan “athellam solla mudiyathu aunty, senjuthan kattalam. Yegappatta ideas irukku orunal fulla veenum” yendreen. “Sari nalakki kalaila uncle office ponathum veetukku va appadi yenna ideas vachirukkannu pakkalam” yendru solli vittu sendrargal. Yenakku ivvalavu seekkiram aunty masivargal yendru nambave mudiyavillai.

Marunal suthamaga kulithu vittu, college povathaga veettil solli cut adithu vittu Aunty veettukku sendreen.10.00 mani irukkum. Kadhavai thiranthathum aunty yennai kattipidithukondargal. “Aunty ithu than yenakku muthal murai athanal yen pookkil seiya vidungal, avasaram illamal porumaiya seithal sugam jasthi” yendru nan sonnathum, kaiyai yetuthargal. Black colour nighty pottrunthargal. Nan avrgal nethiyil mutham ittuvittu, kannathil mutham koduthu, uthattai kavvinen. 5 nmidam uthattai sappi nakkivittu nakkai ulle vittuiruvarum french kiss panninoom. Pinbu auntyin periyaa paiyil kaivaithu thadavi partheen. Nan thodum muthal mulai. Nalla methu,methunnu irunthathu. Lesaga pisainthu kodutheen. Aunty neliya aarambithargal. Nighty ikku veliyil irunthee side vazhiyaga Bravukkul kaiyai sorugi kambai nimindinen. Aunty, “Nightyya avuthuttu Bravaiyum avuthurren nalla pesaiyalam” yendrargal. Nan, “avasarappadatheenga aunty” yendru solli auntyin pin puram sendru muttikkondiruntha avargal soothila nigthyikku melernthee kaiya vacheen. Lesa pesanjikitte soothupilavukkul kaiyai sorugi ottaiyai theecheen. Piragu munpuram thunikku meelernthee aunty juttyikkul kaiyai vittu pundaiya theicheen. Appo yen kolu pantukku ullaye nalla muttikittu, aunty soothula idichikkittu irunthathu. Aunty “deei unnodathu nalla yembidichuda, thoranthu pakkava?” yendrargal. Nan veenamnu sollittu aunty pundayai thadavarathileye kuriya iruntheen. Mudi neraiya irunthathu. “ yeen aunty shave pannalaiya” yendreen. “illada, unga unclekku yen appatha shave panni mulusa pakkanumgra asaiye irukkathu. Avuru pattukku pavadaiya thookkuvar, punda mayiru meleye nakkala 2-nimisham nakkuvar appuram sunniya ulle vittu atti oothittu paduthukkuvar.avvalavuthan. Avar sunny oralavu perusave irukkum. Yenakku atha oombanumnu aasaiya irukkum. ‘yeenga ungoladatha sappureengambeen’ avuru ‘athellam vendam’nuttu ookka arambichiduvar”. “deei nee un sunnya sappa tharuveella?” yendrargal. “dhaaraalama thondavaraikkum kottaiyooda thareen, neenga asai theera sappalam, ippa muthalla unga pundayai shave pannalam bathroom vanga” yendru, Auntyin azhakaga aadum soothai pisainthukonde bathroom sendreen. Anga auntya nikka vachu nan avargal nighty ulle pugunthen. Ullernthee aunty jattya irakki avutheen. Onnum theriyavilla irutta irunthathu. Appadiye kaiyai pundai mayiru padarntha area vil vaithu,(nan thodum muthal pundai ithu) mayirai kodhi vitten.neraya mayir valarnthu irunthathu. Adhai kodhi, kodhi, vaayai adhil vaithu nakkal nakki shave seiya iiram seithen. Aunty iduppu aada arambithuvittathu. Aunty munagi konde, “Please da aappatha yethvathu seida ithukkumeela yennala thanga mudiyalada” yendru yen thalaiyai nightykku veliyilernthu aluthinargal. Nanum mudiya vittittu pudaiyila nakka vittu nalla nakki,nakki, urinjinen. Pundaiyai nakkikonde auntyin kovutti pagam muluthaiyum pisainthu vitten. Aunty ninna vare, ooooos,sooooo,haaaa, nnu munaginargal. Nan irutukkul, rendu kaiyalaiyum pundai uthattai virithu naduvula nakkai vegama aluthinen.Paruppu nakkla thattuchu. Kai rendaiyum yetuthu pinnala aunty sootha aluthi pudichikkitten, appadiye vachi nakka melum,keelum ilutheen. “Hamma……oooommm, appadithan, sei, sei vanthuduchu, itho vanthiduchu” yendru ucham adaiya ponargal, nan ucham kodukkamal sadarnnu nightyikku veliye vanthu, aunty uthattai sappi avargal soottai adakka partheen. Adanga villai, avargal kaiyai pundaikku kondupoi theithu ucham parkka parthargal kaiyaiyum pidithukkonden. Pinbu oru 5 nimidam uthattai sappi avargal soottai kuraithen. “yennada nalla yethi vittu climax varappa adakkittiye nan thavichupoitten” yendrargal “Aunty kadasi neerathula thallipotta oree sugatha rendu sugama anubavikkalam” yendu solli bathroomlaye auntyai mallakka padukka vaithu nightyaiyum iduppukku meele yethinen. Muthal thadavaya pundaya velichathula theliva partheen. Aana mayir kada irunthichu pilavo, paruppo, punda uthado onnume theriyala . “nalla pundaya pathu rasikkanumngra yennam kooda illama, uncle yeppadithan ithula ookkuraro theriyala Aunty” nnu soolikkitte athil vaiyai vaithu mayirai mattum yechilal iirapaduthinen. Uncleoda shaving razorala shave seiya arambithen. Auntyum kala nalla virichum, thookkiyum vasathiyaga kattinargal. Appadiye kundi ottaiya suthi iruntha mayiraiyum lavagama shave pannitten. “Atha yenda shave panndra, anga poi yenna panna pora” yendrargal. “yenakku unga kundi oottayum roma pudichirukku aunty, nalla Brown colourla surukkam surukkama alaga irukku” yendren. “pudichirukkunna, vena asaitheera nakkikka aana athulallam soruva mudiyathu unakkum valikkum yenakkum valikkum”.yenadrargal. “ Appadi valikkama yen kola ulla sorivittenna yenna tharuveenga?”nnu nan ketten. Auntyum “Appadi ulla vuttutena innakku yethana oolu yenna podaporiyo, nan romba soornthu ponalum innoru olukku unakku pundaya virikkiren challenge!” yendru mallakka paduthukonde sonnargal. Nanum challenge! Yendreen. Indha kundi pechu swarasyathil, Shave panna piragu, pakka uthadu rendum, koothuma colurla alaga uppiyum, naduvula sevappu pilavoda lesa virinja mathiri iruntha aunty pundya appathan parthen. Aasaiyaga melava thadavikkoduthen. Lesa virichu parthen ullernthu paruppu yetti parthathu. Paruppin munaiyil oru viral vaithen Aunty iduppu thudithathu. Ullangaiyai vaithu mulu pundaiyum amukki pisainthen. Pundaiyai rendu viralal virithum, melirunthu keelaga surikkiyum, oottai yeppadiyellam maruthunnu parthen. “aunty ithula urine pora ottai yenga irukkumnu” keetteen. Ataiyum oru viralal thottu parthen. Pundiyee nalla valu, valunnu irundhuchi. “Velayandathu podhumda, munna mathiriye vaya vachi nakkuda” yendru aunty Kal reduthaiyum thookki virithukkondargal. Kottai yedutha pala sula mathiri irundhathu aunty pundai. Appdiye vaiyai vaithu nakkinen. Kovutti fulla nakkinen. Rendu virala serthu pundai oottaila soruvi kuthikkonde paruppai nakkal nakki orinjinen. 3nimisham nakki, sappi, orinjinen. Auntyikku climax vanthathu yen thalaiya aluthi pidichittu superdaaaa, haaaaa,hooooo nnu munagi thudichittu appadiye paduthirunthargal. 5nimidam nan shaving razorlam yeduthu vachittu vanthen. Intha velaikalil yen kol mutti appadiye ninnukkichu. Aunty yelunthu ukkarnthargal. “Ivvalavu neeram nee yepidra thakku pudicha, inga par un sunny yeppdi pantukkulla muttikkittu nikkuthu, munnala olugurathee oori pantukku mela padarnthurukku. Sappa kodukkarennala. Ippa koduda, yen pundaya rendu thadava nakkunalla, nan innum un thadiya pakkave illa, ippa yenna udala mavane pudukka kadichu thuppiduven paathukka “ yendrargal aunty. “nan athukku than ippa vanthen yeduthukkunga” nnu pantukku mela muttitirunthatha aunty moonjil theithen. Aunty sirithuvittu. Yen pantai avuthuttu Jattiyaiyum kelattinargal. Yen sunny avargal mugathil idithu aadiyathu. Athai asaiyaga pudichukittu “nalla size vachrikkeda, neelam uncle odathu mariye 8 inch irukkum, aana unnathu avarutha vida konjam thadiya irukku. Yennadathu mona vilagama moodirukku?” “Appadithan aunty yenakku irukku sari sappunga” nnu thadiyal avrgal vayil idithen. Vayai thiranthu appadiye mulunginargal. Nalla sappi, urinji oombinargal. Nakkal yen thadi muluvathum nakki,nakki urinjinarkal. Nuniyil nakkai sulatti yen ottai pakuthiyil mattum nakkai nimindinarkale pakkanum yenakku usure illa.Kottaiyaiyum vayil pottu sappi kothappinargal. Nan sunnuya vayil pottu oopathu pol thondai varai kuthinen. Ucham varuvathu pol irukkaiyil veliye yetuthu vitten. “paravallada thirumba vai nalla sappi vayileye kanjiya yetuthuren. Yenakku athu pidikkum. Uncle than pundiyileye pachinaru neeyavathu vyila koduda” nnu sonnargal “illa aunty atha apuuram yeduthukkunga, ippa veera mathiri sugama kanjiya yerakka poren” yendreen. Auntyum “yenna panna pora yen pundyila kuthi irakka poriya? Venanda unakku seekkiram kakkirum oppuram yenakku kashtam, nan pesama sappiye juce yetukkaren kudu” yendru sunnyai pidithargal. Nan oruvikkondu, avargal nightyai mele thookki, kuppura padukka vaithu, avargal mele nanum kuppura paduthen. Sunniyai soothu pilavukkul soruvinen. Auntyum “super ideada”nnu solli soothai nandraga irukki kondargal. Nan yembi kuthinen. Thadi pilavukkul sendru ootai varai mutti, mutti thirunbuchu. Oru 10 adi than ulle kanji adithathu. Appadiyee aunty muthugil paduthukonde “sappura asa theenthutha aunty” yendren. “un sunny yenakku romba pidichirukkuda nee sarinnu sollu. Ippave atha vaiyila pottukkuttu, veliya edukkama thotarnthu nalu thadava kanja adukkareen.” “athu sari, innum yevvalavu vela irukku” innu sollivitu yelunthu Aunty soothuppilavil iruntha yen kanjiya sutham seithu vittu, avargalaiyum kulithu vittu varumbadi sollivittu veliya vanthu uncle lungie matri T.V. parthen.

10 nimidathil aunty kulithu mudithu, royal blue sareeyum, black jacketum pottukkondu vanthu, “mmm.. aduthu yenna idea vachirukka?” yendrargal. “neenga kithchen la lunch ready pannunga nan pattukku yen velaiya pakkureen athukku munnadi Honey iruntha yeduthukoduthuttu, kalanalla thooki virichikkittu ipadi padunga”nnu tharaya kattinen. Aunty paduthathum podavaya nalla iduppukkumela yethivittu virinja pundayil theenai oothi nalla pundai veliyilum ulleyum thadavi, Table fana katti kaya vaithen. Nanadraga kainthu vada,vadannu anathum yelunthu samaikka sonnen. Aunty, “yenakkum sappumbothu un sunny inikkanumnu solli”, yen thandai lungieikkul pidithu uruvi, thandu, kottai, kavutti, mulusilum theenai thadavinargal. Pinbu samaikka sendrargal. Nindru konde Kaikari narukkinargal. Nan pinpakkathil mandi pottu, auty pudavaiyai iduppil yetri mudintheen. Soothu nalla palapalappa therinjithu. Rendu kaiyaleyum pidichu pisainthen. Soothu pooravum mugatha vachi theitheen. Nakkai nalla neetti soothil vaithu melum keelum soothu pooravum iluthu nakkineen.Pilavukkul Nakkai vittu thulavineen. Kaiyai pilavukkul thulavi oottaiyai melava kuthinen. Ippedia 15nimidam ponathu. Aunty, “Ippadiyee senjitrukkathada, pundaya yethavathu pannu, theena rendu peerum nakkittu, ippadiye kuninjikkiren ninnukkittee ookkiriyada?” yendru keettaargal. “avasarapadatheenga aunty ippava oothutta mathathula gavanam poovathu, nan innum unga mulaiyaye neera pakkala” innu solli aunty kaikari vettimudithathum, Samayal medai mel eeri ukkantheen. “sari yennamoo pannu”nnu solli yen munne nindrargal. “aramaneeram pothum” nnu sollikkitte avargal munthanaiyai yeduthu yen thoolil poottu vittu jacttukku mel kaiya vacheen. “ithula, aarvamee irukkarathilla unclekku, adyila kuthurappa summa rendu amukku amukkuvar avvalavuthan, nee yenna seiyira papoom jacketa avukkava?” yendu aunty sonnargal. Nan jackettukku meleyee mulaikalai nandraga pesaintheen. Mulayai pdithu varudi, psainthu theitheen. Pinbu mulai pakuthiyil vayai vaithu nakki, sappinen. Jacket meleye kambai sooppinen. Rendu kambu pakuthiyilum jacket iiramanathu. Aunty sirithukkondee kattinargal. Meel kokki ondrai kalattavum marbu pilavu nandraga neendu ulle sendrathu therinthathu. Ange mugathai vaithu theithu nakkai pilavukkul alam varai vittu nakkinen. Aunty “nalla irukkuda” yendrargal. Piragu pilavukkul kaiyai vittu, oru pachiya mattum veliye yetuthu vitten. Nalla vellaya, kambu dark browna kattaviral thadimanukku irunthathu. Suthu light brown vattam silirthu poi irunthathu. Nalla mulaya pisainthu, kambai pidithu kasakkinen. Kamba nimindikitte antha mulai mulusum nakkinen. Kambai pidithu pachiyaiye thookki mulayoda adiyileyum nakkinen. Rendu kaiyaleyum antha oru pachiya pidichu urutti, pisainthu vilaiyanden. Atha kurukkilayum, nedukkileyum amukki, kamba pithukki athula vai vachi sappinen. Orinji lesa kadichen. Ippadi oru mulaiyil 15nimidam orunji, ithai jacket ulle thinithu vittu. Atutha pachiyai veliyil yetuthu ithey pola 15nimidam velayandu athayum jacketukkul thinithen. Aunty, “Supera seithada”nnu sollittu. “athu pattukku veliyileya iruntha yenna? Yeen ulla thiniche?” yendrargal. “athu veliyavee kedanthuthunna athaiyee sappikkittu iruppen. Appuram unga kundi ottaiyai pakka mudiyathu”nnu sollittu aunty soothu pakkam mandi potten. Aunty um samaikka aarambithargal . Thirumbavum soothai pisainthu nakkinen. Kundi oottaiyai nakka aasai vanthathu, Soothai rendu kaiyalaiyum virithu pidithu pilavukkul nakkai vitten appavum thirupthiyaga oottaiyiai nakka mudiyavillai. Bed room poi oru thalavani yetuthu vanthu Kithchenil pottu paduthen. Auntyai, yen thalaikku rendu pakkamum kalai vaithu ukkara sonnen. Ukkanthathum kundi ottai pakuthi vaikku neeraga varumbadi thalaiyai sari seithu kondeen. Auntyin kundi ottai ippothu nandraga therinthathu, Kulithu vanthathal soap vasanaiyudan irunthathu. Appadiye iduppaipidithu iluthu, soothai vayil amukikondeen. Ippothu kundi ottai yen vai oottayil porunthiyathu. Nakkil yechil kootti oottaiyai nakkineen. Ippadiye oru 10nimidam nakki, nakki, nakkai ulle seluthapparthen. Migavum tightaga irunthathu. Aunty “ puthu sugama irukkuda nalla nakkuda” yendru sonnathu keettathu. Piragu yelunthu aunty Samayal thodarnthargal. Nan sendru oru stool yetuthu vanthu Autyai, Pundai paguthi varai veliye varumbadi thodayal athil ukkara sonnen. “yennada panna poora?” innu keettukkitte ukarnthargal. “unga kundi oottaiyai yen sunny ulla poga ready panna pooreen”innu sollittu konjam yennaya yeduthukkittu pinnala ukkanthen. “valikkumda, pundathan irukkeda, unakku kutharathukku, innum intha oottayila vera soruvunumakkum, athan aasai theera nakkittelle, pothumda.” Aunty sonnargal. Nan, “neenga patukku samayal pannunga aunty ungalukku sogama, valikkama intha ottaya nan ready panreen” yendreen. Avargalum “sari, pannitholai” yendru samayalai thodarnthargal. Aunty sloolil ippidi ukkanthathum, soothu nalla virinji, oottai nandraga lesa virinji therinthathu. Viralala ottaiyai theithu, varudinen. Rendu kai aakatti viralalum, kattaiviralaum oottaiyin irupakka surukkam ulla, light brown colour sathaiyaiyum pidithu killuvathu pol lesaga 5nimidam niminidinen. Aunty nelinthargal. Ottaiyai thottathum marupadiyum athai nakka yenakku asai vandhuvittathu. 5nimidam vaiyai vaithu aasai theera nakki vittu nakkai ulle nulaithen. Konjam ulle selvathu pol irunthathu. Piragu vaiyai yetuthuvittu, ottai pakuthiyil yennai thadavi, munbu seithathu pol irukai viralkalalum ottai uthaduglai massage seithu lesaga, iluthu virithupppartheen, virinthu ottai vilunthathu. Aalkatti viralilyennai thadavi ulle soruginen elithil nulainthathu. Ulleye sorugu,sorugi aattinen. Soothu nelinthathu “valikkutha aunty?” yendreen. “illada vithiyasama nallarukku, appadiye pannittiru” yendrargal. Nan antha viralai uruvittu, kattai viralil yennai thadavi utten. Athaiyum soothai nelithu ulle vanginargal. Kattai viralai vittu aatti, oottaiyin pakkangal nandraga viriyumaru valitheduthen. Piragu alkattiviralaiyum, nadu viralaiyum seerthu ulle vitten Konjam tightaag ulle sendru vittathu, rendu moonu nimidam suthi,suthi, kudainthen. Auntyum “Super, Super” yendru samaithargal. “ulla pogathunnu sonneenga ippa parteheengala” yendren. “viral povumda, un thadi yenna viral sizukka irukku”nnu aunty sonna atutha sec. Avargal yethirparkamal viralai uruvittu oru mullangiya yetuthu sarelnu ottaiyil soruvivitten. Aunty “ammaaa…..” nnu kathittu yenthirichittanga. Mullangi nalla ulla poi meethi veliya neetitruntha sinna bagamum yelunthonne, correcta soothu ulla sikkirichu. Nan pudavaya irakki vitten. “Yennada ippadi pannitte valichirichu” yendrargal. Nan udane avargalai kattippidithu lip-lip kiss seithen. Ippadiye samayal mudiyum varai iruvarum uthadugalai sappiyum, Paiyai pisainthum neram poonathu. Aunty kudiyil mullangi vaithukonde dining table mel sappadu kondu vaithargal. “sappidalam vaa” yendrargal. “atukku munnala theenla oorna jileebiya sappudanoom aunty” yendreen. “maranthuttutanda atha yenga vachi sappidapora, ippadi dining table mela yeeri paduthukkattuma?” yendru podavaya thookkinargal. Nan vendam yendru avargalai Bed room kootti sendreen. Auntyee podavaya thooki iduppula mudinjikkittu ninargal. Nan appadiyee kovuttikkul kaiyai vittu pundaya thadavi parthu “nalla vada, vadannu irukku aunty” yendreen. “Theena thadavi yevalavu neeram achi, sari seekiram sappi, thenaiyum yeduthuru, appdiyee nakki ullernthu punda juiceyum yeduthuru, thali poderennu podatha. Yennala thanga mudiyathu, yerkanavee nee senja kundi aaraichila punda veengi vedikkaramathiri irukku”. yendrargal. Nan kattil vilimbil redu thalavaniya vaithu padutheen. Aunty sariyaga yen vaikku pundai varumbadi nindru, vayil pundaiyai aluthi theikka arambithuvittargal. Nan nadraga sappi pundaiyiliruntha thenai karaithu suvaitheen. Pundai suthamanathum ithalkalai virithu, ulle vittu nakki, paruppai suvaithu vayaleyee pundaiyai theithen. 3nimidam aunty ooooos,soooooo…..haa…..nnu thudithu ucham vanthathu. Pundaiyilirunthu jeera vadinthathu. Athaiyum nandraga nakkivittu pundaiyai sutham seitheen. Aunty appadiyee vayil pundaya vaithpadi yen thalayileye ukkanthu vittargal.

“Vaa sappiduvoom” yendru dining table ponargal. “nan muthalla sapidren neenga apporama sappidalam” yendru kannai kattinen. Aunty purinthu kondargal. Nan dining table Chairil munnadi thalli, yen kunju chair vilimbukku veliye varumbadi ukkanthu sappida aarambithen. Aunty dining table adiyil sendru yen lungiekkul sendru vittargal. Yen theenum thadi mel kanji mora,morannu irundhathu. Sunniyai pidithu varudi, uruvinargal. Athu nandraga neendu avrgal mugathil urasiyathu. Thandai urutti, uritti parthargal. “aunty, kola uttrunga, ippa onnum seiyatheenga innum rendu uruttula kakkidum” nnu sapptukkitte sonnen. “ pinna un lingie kkulla ukkanthukkuttu nan yennda seirathu, innum nan oru sappukooda sappula athukkula ippdi solra” yendrargal. “mothalla koottaiya sappunga nan sollumbothu thandukku vanga yendreen”. udanee kottai mulusum aunty vayil sendrathu. Vayil mulusum vaithukkonde, suthilum nakkal nakki, thenai karaithargal. Pinbu oorinji thenai kudithargal. Kottaiyai nandraga kothappi sappikkondirunthargal. Yen kundi muthal kottaivarai ulla pakuthiyai nakki iiramakkinargal. Yen kovutti mulusum, thandai sutri nakki, urinjinargal. “dei avvalavuthan, yenakku ippa un sunny venum, pakka pala,plannu yeppada sappuvomnu irukku, vaya vakkava?” yendrargal. “yenakku ippo ooruga venum yendreen” aunty veli vanthu ooruga bottle yetuthu koduthargal. “nan intha oorugaya sollala, intha oorugaya sonnen” innu aunty punda pakkam kaiya kattineen. Aunty “pookkiry” innu sirichittu podavaya thookikittu, dining tablea yeeri, kala ooppathu pola thookkikittu yen thattukku pakkathula sootha vachi paduthuttanga.” Nalla seveppa iirathoda, polanthukkitu irunthathu aunty oorukai, appdiyee nakkala nakki,orinjittu thayir satham sappitten. Oru vai thayir sathatha Pundaya innum kaiyala virichi ulla vaitheen. “ssss….” Yendru munaginargal. Pundai uthadu, meel mukkonam yellam pottu,pottai silirthathu. Athai yellam nakki vittu, pundaiyai kavvi sadhathai orinjinen. Ippadi moonru vai sappitten. “ini yen sunniya yenna veena pannunga” yendrathum aunty, lungiekkul sendr yen thadiyai vayil nulaithargal. Sappi,sappi, theen karaithu kuthargal. Ulle pottu kuthappinargal. Kayil pidithu kulukki adithargal. Pinbu nandraga oombinargal “oooom,mmmm,mooo” yendru munagi konde. Nan “haaaa….hooooo…. aunty vaya yedunga varappokuthu” yendru kathi oruvapartheen, aunty vidavillai. Innum munaiyai nalla nakkikittee sappi,sappi, iluthargal, thandai kavikondu thalayai, munnum pinnum aatti vayileya nan ookkuramathiri vega,vegama seithargal. Yennal thanga mudiavillai neerai aunty thondaikkul peichy adithen. Kudithuvittu, innum yen thadi thongum varai sappi, oorinjivittu veliyevanthu yen mugathai mulaiyil aluthi katti pidithukkondargal.

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List of authors of erotic works

This is a list of notable authors of erotic literature.

Sex manuals
* Vatasyana
* Ovid -- Roman author famous for the Ars Amatoria

Fiction
* Laura Antoniou
* Aran Ashe
* Georges Bataille
* Penny Birch
* Pat Califia
* John Cleland
* James Joyce
* Arabella Knight
* D. H. Lawrence
* Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
* Henry Miller
* Anais Nin
* Pauline Reage
* Anne Rice, also writing as A. N. Roquelaure
* Catherine Robbe-Grillet
* Marquis de Sade
* Sappho -- Greek poetess from the island of Lesbos who wrote love poetry to young women.
* Wendy Swanscombe
* Alexander Trocchi

Autobiography

* Catherine Millet
* Frank Harris
* "Walter", author of My Secret Life
* Lisa B. Falour

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5 New Sex Games

Here are some sex games that are sure to put the spice back into your bedroom antics.

1- Sexzee Yahtzee

All you need is one die and a vivid imagination. On a piece of paper, both partners write actions to correspond with the numbers. You can keep this one relatively tame (e.g. 1 = foot massage) or push the limits depending on your mood (e.g. 1 = blow job). When you roll, your partner has to deliver. Remember: This is your chance to try out all the “acts” you’ve been too shy to request, so don’t hold back.

Bonus: You can throw in two or more dice for multiple acts performed in a series or at the same time.

2- Truth or Dare?

If you’ve never played this sex game, you’re in for a surprise. Whether you pick truth or dare, you’re sure to uncover a few new (and titillating) things about your partner (and vice versa). All you need to play is a vivid imagination and a healthy sexual appetite. If you get stuck, don’t only ask about her sexual fantasies, bring them to life. As for dare, a striptease or lap dance is always a crowd pleaser. If you don’t want to ask or answer about past sexual escapades, set a rule from the get-go that former flings are off-limits. The last thing you want to do is make her jealous or self-conscious.

Bonus: Play this sex game over dinner for added exhibitionist excitement.

3- 7 Minutes in Heaven

Just because you’re no longer a teenager, it doesn’t mean the closet is off-limits. In the adult version of this game, wait for her in the dark (door closed) while she slips into something more comfortable (or nothing at all). The anticipation and confined space will up the hot factor and the lack of light will heighten your senses. Once she steps inside, kiss her hand, kiss her arm, kiss her collarbone, but hold off kissing her lips until she can’t take it any longer.

Bonus: Turn it into a game that the first person to speak loses.

4- Spin the Bottle

You probably remember Spin the Bottle from the wood-paneled basement days of your youth that was usually played by a bevy of bashful boys and girls. This variation of the classic pushes the boundaries well past kissing. Start by polishing off a bottle of wine; that always helps set the mood. In addition to the empty bottle, you need a marker and a large piece of paper. Start by drawing a circle about twice the size of the wine bottle, divide it into six equal sections and write a sexy request in each section, something both men and women can perform (e.g. French Kiss, Striptease, Partner’s Choice). Take turns spinning the bottle; whatever section you land on, you perform on your partner.

Bonus: Videotape your escapades for later viewing.

5- Sexy Twister

Remember Twister? Remember all those contortionist positions (right leg green, left hand yellow) that had your body entwined with your competitors. Now, picture playing it naked with your girlfriend. The Kama Sutra of board games, all you need for naked Twister is the Twister board and your birthday suit. Spin the wheel and place your limbs where the wheel indicates, making sure not to topple over. To add some excitement, distract your opponent by licking, nuzzling, kissing, and tickling. Last man (or woman) standing wins this sex game.

Bonus: Rather than starting out stark naked, turn Sexy Twister into Strip Twister. With each spin of the wheel, an article of clothing is removed before you take your position.